James Toney pratar om Dana White, Randy Couture och Brock Lesnar

Hey, whats up with this blue shit on my fucking cake?

Randy Couture – ”Randy….respect to him. He’s a legend in this sport. In boxing, he would be considered a bum. He’s runnin’ his mouth sayin’ he’s gonna do this and do that. Talk is cheap. Bring your ass. Be a man. Come fight me. If you want to wrestle or lay on top of somebody, go f*ck with your girlfriend. Don’t f*ck with me like that, cos’ I’m gonna hurt you. I promise you.”

… ”In order for you to wrestle, you have to get close and once you get into that range, it’s over with. All I need is three inches to hit you – that’s all I need. If it’s a rib, I’m gonna break it. Put it this way, on August 28, I’m gonna break something on Randy Couture. I’m either gonna break his jaw, or I’m gonna break his ribs – either or, whichever comes first.”

Dana White – ”If he don’t like me, f*ck him, …but, you know what, after the fight, since he’s been running his mouth lately like a little pig, I’m gonna knock his ass out too, right after the fight. He gettin’ it. Dana White your ass gettin’ it. I ain’t playing with you.”

”You ran your rotten mouth at the wrong dude. I’m not Rashad Evans, I’m not Quinton Jackson, I’m not going to kiss your ass. I’m gonna beat your ass. If he talk to me like I’m a b*tch I’m gonna show you. I’m gonna holler at you, baby.”

Brock Lesnar – ”…Boxing is still the number one sport in the world. What else you gonna get when two men stand toe-to-toe, blow-for-blow? Instead, in this sport right here, you got one man who’s scared to get hit and another man who all he wants to do is lay on you. That’s not exciting.”

”My thing, I want to keep going, I want Brock Lesnar. I want to be the first person to hold the UFC heavyweight championship and a world [boxing] heavyweight championship at the same time. That’s my ultimate goal. That makes me the greatest fighter, period.”

James Toney är med på topplistan bland MMA-världens skummaste karaktärer. På UFC 118 möter han Randy Couture. Efter han vunnit den matchen ska han spöa skiten ur Jon Jones och sedan dänga Brock. Efter det förintar han mänskligheten och bygger en bas i rymden.